It actually started last night when an ATM allowed me to withdraw enough money to overdraw my checking account.
I overslept this morning. I still made it to work on time, but I was in a big damn hurry and felt frazzled for an hour after i got to work.
While standing outside having a smoke, I damn near froze my balls off. Couldn't figure out why, but there was a horrendous draft blowing up my leg and causing me to shrivel.
During my lunch hour I discovered that someone made an unauthorized purchase using my credit card. No joke. They used it to place an ad on AutoTrader. I wonder if they sold their vehicle... after thinking about it this evening, I'm also wondering if that loser alcoholic brother of mine got his hands on my credit card number.
After coming home from work I finally discovered the source of the freezing wind of doom that dropped my testicles into an ice age - a big gaping hole in my underwear. Maybe I should turn the light on in the morning.
After today's fun, I'm wondering what'll happen next.
